This is a Rook.  A Rook is the most badass and hardcore animal there is.  A Rook will totally eat your spouse and burn down your house and drink the sweet nectar of your tears and laugh about it.  A Rook is a kind of crow, but far more awesome.

A Rook can totally take Chuck Norris.
A Rook uses those black eyes to stare into your soul.
A Rook knows how to call the Old Ones into our realm, and he totally just might.
A Rook can fly.  You cannot. Ha Ha.
A Rook can explode Keanu Reeves's head anytime it wants; it just hasn't felt like it yet.
A Rook is much smarter than your honor student kid, and also a better dancer.
A Rook laughs in the face of the Mayan Apocalypse.
A Rook extorts money from Santa Clause, and if Santa knows what's good for him he'll pay up.
A Rook invented Roulette, just for the hell of it.
A Rook has seen the inside of a black hole and lived to tell about it.
A Rook knows what happened to Jimmy Hoffa, but he's not telling you.
A Rook sees your dreams.  And grows stronger from them.
Do not mess with The Mighty Rook.