The Black Hole

This is a Black Hole.  It is a vortex of abyssal doom floating off in space.  It's hobbies include swallowing whole solar systems into its mighty gaping maw.  Also kayaking.
It is scientifically proven that Black Holes do not give a f**k.
The Black Hole is not amused.  Ever.
The Black Hole does not fear your god.
The Black Hole is indestructible by any of your puny, mortal weapons.  Seriously, not even nukes work on this one.
The Black Hole assures you it has candy, if you come a little closer.
Black Holes do in fact mover around in space, and they are also invisible until they start chowing down on something, so one could be getting ready to gobble our solar system up right now, and we wouldn't even see it coming.
The Black Hole called you gay.  What the hell are you going to do about it?
The Black Hole will suck everything there is into itself and smash it all into a singularity for ever.  Except for bunnies.  The Black Hole kind of likes those little guys.
You know that toy you loved when you were a kid and then one day it went missing and you never saw it again?  Yeah, the Black Hole got it.  Come and get it back if you think you're hard enough.
The Black Hole dislikes being confused with a crappy graphic novel that shares it's name.
Ever wonder what happened to your dreams and ambitions?  The Black Hole took them, and they were delicious.
The Black Hole intimidates sexually insecure men with its thinly veiled symbolism of a terrifying, world-swallowing vagina.
It's believed that at the center of a Black Hole, time stops entirely.  It does that on purpose, so it can feel your despair without end.
All Galaxies, including our own, have a Black Hole at the center that influences the pattern of stars in said galaxy.  Ergo, at the end of the day Black Holes are in charge of everything.
The Black Hole will ignore your pleas for mercy; in fact, anguished, desperate pleading only makes it stronger.
Curiously, when you get sucked into a black hole, you can hear the song "Come on Eileen" playing.  No one knows why.
Contrary to popular belief, stuff in space does make a sound.  You can hear first hand the song that the black hole will sing you as it beckons you in closer here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYiWNLv-Bgg

Fear the Black Hole.